out about the resort...Yes, where is it? ....In the Catskill moun- tains about 130 miles from New York....And what goes on there?... We are ourselves, quietly, peacefully, in a friendly atmosphere. Impromptu advice when needed, impromptu entertainment. Nothing planned, just freedom in privacy...Do you have girls there?...Our- selves of course and occasionally wives or understanding girl- friends. Tell me do you have a wardrobe?...Not too much. What for instance Well, just a few items...Do you have any pre- ferences, style, color, materials?...Well, not particularly...I see, and how are you fixed for hair? .I have something, but tell me, where is this place?....I told you..in the mountains.

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3 hour ride from New York. Do you drive? .Yes...Do you think you'll have the chance to visit the place? I guess 80 .Do you have any makeup problems?...Not particularly....What eye-shadow do you prefer?....Well....How do you handle the padding problem?.... Well... And by the way, what size dress do you take?. I..I don't When did you get started..I mean when did you first find out about yourself....What do you mean? .I mean the feeling, the realization.. I don't exactly know, but tell me, are there many TV's in New York?....Yes....How do you go about meeting them.. Well, you've met me. The others will come later...if you are a ᎢᏤ . If not, forget it. If you are fishing for names and phone numbers you've come to the wrong place. Anonimity is our motto. I never ask a TV his real name, occupation or address. I don't want to know, I'm not interested. If they want to call me, they have my phone number and address. I don't contact them. They con- tact me. I'm not interested one bit in their male personalities.. it's the hidden girl we all want to know and meet. Don't you agree? Yes, I guess so...Well, my friend...now you've met me... you are most welcome to drop in. if there's any advice you need, I'll be glad to help: shopping, makeup, you know...Anything else?...No, I don't think so...I guess I'd better be going...Nice meeting you.. bye...Bye.

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And there, my friends was a fake if I ever saw one all the wrong answers. His reactions were not those of a TV. Whatever his purpose was in calling, it most certainly was not transvestism. Even the most shy TV will perk up when you lead the conversation toward frocks and makeup; there's a gleam in his eyes that no fake can possibly imitate.

So you weed them out.

You know that those you've accepted

are sister souls. But the weeding does not stop there. Not all

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